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I've been living in Philadelphia for months. I like it.
How are you?
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[12 Jan 2007|12:25am] |
How did it get to be the future so quickly?
I played the Nintendo Wii yesterday, and I felt like Judy Jetson or something. Then when I saw that new iPhone, my mind was blown. I can't wait until we all have chips implanted in our fingers...with chips in our fingers we won't need keys or credit cards or driver's licenses. Oh, and I'm also waiting for them to invent the car that uses GPS technology to drive itself.
Man, the future is sweet.
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[15 Nov 2006|04:52am] |
"According to a Bureau of Labor Statistics report issued in February, of the 25 fastest growing jobs for 2006, only 5 required a college degree at all. The growth opportunities lie in low-paid fields like food preparation, health aide work, janitorial, landscaping, and retail sales."
-- www.bls.gov/emp/emptab3.htm
Awesome. I love being in thousands of dollars of debt for no reason.
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[20 Oct 2006|11:01pm] |
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Add drinking homemade absinthe to the list of things I've done while at work
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[12 Oct 2006|05:28am] |
Dear Friends,
DJ Tanner is me! Please please please come support me on my very first night of DJ'ing ever. I need to get 50 heads in there, or my DJ career is over. I'll be playing 80s favorites, local bands, khyber standbys, and random weirdness. Tell your friends!
Remember, only YOU can prevent forest fires make my night a success!
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[02 Oct 2006|03:37am] |
the thing about drunk dialing is that i always want to talk to people when i'm drunk...
...but no one wants to talk to me at 3 in the morning :(
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[29 Sep 2006|10:41pm] |
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Even though I spend my time at work reading books, sneaking off to climb up to the roof, finding cubby holes to hide in, and throwing ninja stars, I was just promoted.
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[28 Sep 2006|10:14pm] |
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Today at work I threw a ninja star at the side of a box of books.
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[23 Sep 2006|02:52am] |
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I am taking vitamins that turn my pee neon yellow.
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[28 Aug 2006|11:35pm] |
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I just got back from playing the tambourine in a touring indie rock band. We played Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal (where I got a new tattoo), Vermont, and Rhode Island. I graduate school in 6 months. My life is crazy and good right now.
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[09 Jul 2006|10:59pm] |
Why is it that every time I feel crafty it's always late at night when supply stores are closed? During my interim between semesters, I want to decoupage a frame and frost some wine glasses. Maybe attempt to make some foccacia.
Does anyone know where I could get a foreign language newspaper around here?
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[03 Jun 2006|09:10am] |
"I don't care about America. All I care about is sex and booze and pills. Damn this country, and everyone in it!" -Abraham Lincoln
PS - Entire episodes of The State are on youtube!
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The other night I dreamt about 7 foot tall Nazis.
I haven't attempted sleep since.
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